“The point of horror is to survive” “the point of horror is to be doomed” maybe the point of horror is to cum
(via manywinged)

my favorite example of transferable skills in fiction regardless of how realistic it is are people who work with textiles (sewing, tailoring, etc.) being asked to help stitch a wound or perform surgery. oh you can mend a hole in a shirt? mend a hole in this guy then. it’s basically the same thing just with more blood and screaming.
customer: wow, these stitches are so neat! where did you learn how to do this?
former mafia boss who abandoned the life of crime after realizing one day that he had a talent and passion for sewing: don’t worry about it

most annoying people on the internet are the ones who act like having a nazi phase was a universal experience
someone: haha it’s crazy that we’re all gay and trans now. remember how we were all edgy nazis in 10th grade?
me (normal): no. i do not remember that.
also why are you so comfortable admitting that
like, you couldn’t waterboard that information out of me but you’re over here posting memes about it on reddit
(via marxism-transgenderism)

This is not a defensible legal opinion but NDAs shouldn’t apply to the besties
(via possibilistfanfiction)

